Area Student Suspending Campaign for Girlfriend
Many analysts had speculated Embree would end his campaign after consistently polling in the low single digits among attractive girls on campus.
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Area Virgin Grabs 19 Free Condoms
Losen has reported that since he asked a girl out for coffee on Valentine’s Day, he thought it was important that he was prepared for all possibilities.
Jerry Sandusky Fired from NUPD
“This is a man who undoubtedly committed a series of heinous, heinous crimes.”
UChicago Frats Deny Racism, Point to Black Neighbors
“Yeah. We’re totes coolio with the blacks.”
Chris Christie Drops Campaign, Picks up Sandwich
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently announced that he will be dropping his presidential campaign and picking up a sandwich.