BREAKING: Couple Upstairs Really Going At It Right Now
Reports from Allison Hall coming in just moments ago indicate that a couple upstairs is, in fact, really going at it right now.
Category Archives: No. 172
Biker Really Didn’t See You There
An area biker apologized today, confessing that he really didn’t see you there. This apology follows a near-collision that occurred on the sidewalk in front of the Jacobs Center.
Psych 101 Study Participation to Include 10 Hours of Physical Labor
“To really take advantage of this participant pool, we need a dedication to improving our university – in the form of free labor.”
Roommate Actually Does Care If You Hit the Lights
“Every night, he asks so innocently if he can hit the lights, and every night, I casually say it’s okay. But deep down, I actually do care.”
STUDY: 100% of Statisticians are Awesome
“The results of this study were exactly what we expected.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Walks on to Dolphin Show Cast
Although she gained extensive acting experience while living there, she plays it down, saying that most of it was really just “some show about nothing.”