Frat Boy Holds Press Conference to Confess Lies, Regrets
I deeply regret not getting as turnt as I said I did.
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Flipside Investigator Recovers Speed Dating Notes
#3 seems a little on edge when I ask him what the perfect our wedding would look like. He gets a very important phone call about halfway through. Poor guy’s dorm is on fire so he has to leave right away.
Food Network Premiers “Better Cole Slaw”
The series premiered Sunday night, after the newest episode of The Walking Bread, the network’s hit drama featuring a travelling baker.
CTA Offers Northwestern Students Additional Opportunity to Ignore Chicago
“An additional evening Purple Express train would give Northwestern students a new chance to disregard access to the entertainment, leisure, and career possibilities awaiting them in the beautiful city of Chicago.”