Dan Rivers, WCAS ’18, and John Rice, MEAS ’18, freshman roommates, were seen holding each other in what can only be described as a bromantic embrace as they tried to describe what had gone down.
The council passed a new ordinance today mandating that no individual under the age of 21 within the city limits may go to a publicly accessible restroom without parental supervision.
“It was outrageous!” said Andrei Karamazov, while knocking back a flask of clear liquid that he insisted was “potato soup.”
Despite knowing that his organic chemistry class had a midterm later that night, di Sol opted for a short game of Borderlands: The Pre Sequel which then devolved into a sixteen-hour time commitment.
Not in a sorority? You said you wanted to be basic, right? Well, on a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, you are wrong. Reconsider your lifestyle choices and try again.
At around 3:00pm on Friday October 31st, Evanston’s environment was met with extremely powerful winds and massive amounts of hail….
After a series of very public fights between world-famous country star Taylor Swift and her perennial on-and-off-again fling with Spotify users, the singer did what she does best: she wrote a vengeful breakup song.
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.