Smithsonian Extends Collection on Civil War-Era Racism, Purchases Cliven Bundy
Category Archives: No. 137
Area Man Dons Pirate Hat While Streaming Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Davenport insisted that he was not wearing the pirate hat because the movie he was watching was about pirates. “I AM a pirate,” said Davenport. “I wear this hat all the time!”
OPINION: Ukranians Shouldn’t Worry, Poutine Is Delicious
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?
Freshman’s Sentence to 30 Days in Plex Sparks Human Rights Controversy
George Davis of the newly-created Office of Creative Disciplinary Action said the university was getting a lot of pushback from peer institutions but decided to proceed regardless, as “the little shits started drinking fancier booze than I do.”
Doha, Qatar Stop Added to Intercampus Shuttle Route
Northwestern Flipside Presents: First Kiss
We asked six strangers to come in for a first kiss…
Study: NHL Fans Only Care About Fights
While Americans have claim to March Madness, May Mayhem, February Fever, and July Jaundice, April Anger is the pride and joy of every self-respecting Canadian.
Student Puts Zero Effort into Term Paper Proposal, Hopes Trilateral Commission Is Interesting
After completing his cursory research, Simonides wrote his 200-word proposal in a matter of minutes and rewarded himself for his diligent efforts with four hours of Netflix and video games.
New Windows Phone Voice Assistant Asking Users: “Did You Mean to Purchase an Android?”
CNN Sees US Airways Tweet, Declares “Flight 370 Found”