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Category Archives: No. 136
Toyota Unveils New 2015 Recall Model
“Times are tough, and we realized there is now a market for cost-efficient vehicles. Sales have been down recently, but we hope with our new Recall we will have the highest figures of all automakers by the end of this year.”
Area Man Changes Password from “1234” to “password” in Response to Heartbleed
“I can’t believe that none of my accounts were hacked by people guessing my password. My mind is much more at ease knowing that my Farmville account is safe.”
UConn Wins NCAA Titles, First Time Someone from Connecticut Didn’t Pretend to Be from New York
House Republicans Shoot down Equal Pay Bill, Protect American Inequality
Representative Brett Guthrie said, “Look, a man makes a dollar and a woman makes sixty cents. That’s following the three-fifths compromise to a T. I don’t see what the big deal is.”
A Personal Appeal from Ted Mosby
That line about me staying by her side when she got sick? That was just a little white lie. I was sitting at my desk telling Luke and Penny about Lily and Barney not having sex when they called to tell me she kicked the bucket.