Northwestern Writing Program Releases Statement: Double Negatives Aren’t Incorrect
In fact, the article stresses that the more double negatives you use in daily speech, the less unintelligent people will not think you aren’t.
Category Archives: No. 135
Less-Motivated High Schooler Accepted to All 8 Magic the Gathering Tournaments in the Chicagoland Area (Yes, Even Kenosha!)
Man on Paleo Diet Successfully Hunts Down Chicken Cutlet in Refrigerator
Girl Removed from Sorority, Did Not Meet Apparel Quota
Quad-Delt junior faces expulsion from her beloved sisterhood when she can’t meet the requirement of wearing (minimum) four articles of clothing marked with her letters per day.
Viewers Shocked that HBO Show About California Contains Nudity
Willie the Wildcat Statue Already Re-Submitted to Next Year’s 10K Initiative
FDA’s Proposed Changes to Nutritional Labels Include Graphic Images Illustrating the Effects of Overeating
The images will include pictures of people testing their blood sugar, undergoing open heart surgery, and close-ups of gelatinous rolls of fat. They will appear on foods like sodas, fast food, and everything sold at the Wisconsin State Fair.
Student Who’s “Already SO Busy” Actually Just Hooked on House of Cards
The Flipside Presents: Humans of Bobb
The Flipside sent its best photographers to the Bobb-McCulloch Residential Hall in order to catalog the joys, miseries, and ennui of our shared experience. These are the Humans of Bobb.