Reminder: Your Student Group Only Got $20 This Quarter So Mayfest Could Bring Lunice to Campus
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NU RHA Cancels Dillo Day Headliner after Failing to Get 1000 Facebook Likes
SESP Junior to Lose Hope for Humanity after Attending Dillo Day Sober
THE LAKEFILL — At approximately 3:37 PM, June 1 2013, SESP Junior Michelle Cunningham will lose all hope for humanity after making the tragic mistake of attending a Dillo Day performance completely sober. Without the ignorant bliss afforded by alcohol-impaired facilities, Cunningham will be able to accurately perceive the Hieronymus Bosch-styled carnival of nightmares that we affectionately refer to as “Mayfest.” As recently as her 21st birthday celebration last month, Cunningham, who hopes to one day teach middle school English,
Something About Diversity is Probably Happening
Smart Dillo PSA Advises, “It’s a Sprint, Not a Marathon”
EVANSTON — The Smart Dillo campaign has released their latest public service announcement just in time for Dillo Day. In their newest PSA, “It’s a Sprint, Not a Marathon,” the safety-awareness student group reminds everyone that the goal of Dillo Day is to not be a pussy and take things slow, but rather to get drunk as quickly as possible. “It’s a Sprint, Not a Marathon” features an animated talking armadillo voiced by PSA veteran Rebel Alley. In her cutest
Back agin bitjes, DILLOOO
Editor’s note: This article was written by an actual drunk student, and, as such, has been left completely unedited. itss been too long since we’ve published a drink article, (auto-correct) dillo day for reals, typing on my phone. More later. Aaaand some chick is throwing up in the byshes pre 11am. Classsss. Some lady just asked me of I could see her flask. I couldn’t. We’re friends now. I forgot to tell you Chet haze grabbed my friends butt true story bro. Gah
Rumor: Dillo Day Strongly Considering Having a Headliner This Year
SPAC Pool Renovation Misconstrued as Another Flood
Anthony Weiner Running for NYC Mayor, We’ll Leave the Dick Jokes to Sherman Ave.
Infographic: Who’s Raging On Your Dorm’s Listserv?