What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
“Most of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Category Archives: No. 313
Professor Recognizes Student’s Canvas Introduction from Tinder Bio
“Here for a long time, not a good time”
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, it’s gotten to the point where I can’t take it anymore.”
Ask Flippy: Who Do I Need to Fuck to Get a Good Registration Time?
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
“I got a text from Color last night saying ‘What that mouth do?’”
Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
“I think I really just needed some alone time,” says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment building.
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.