International Student From Scotland Pulls Plex Fire Alarm: âIt Reminds Me Of The Music Back Homeâ
âA dinât mean tae cause no âarm. A was jesâ âavinâ a bad dae!”
Category Archives: Year 11
Yoda Prime Suspect in âTo Be White Okay It Isâ Sticker Controversy
âFree speech white college kids may strive for, but much larger problems there are for us green-folk. Yes, hrmmmm.â
Oral Surgeon Under Fire For Making Tongue-In-Cheek Joke After Botched Mouth Reconstruction Surgery
Debraâs post on the âseriously uncomfortable and unfunny remarkâ has garnered thousands of views, even sparking a trending hashtag: #MâToofMâNotMâFunny.
Russian Roulette: Disney Announces Every 6th Endgame Screening Will Play Aladdin
Despite the backlash, Disney executives donât seem to be worried. âWhatâre they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
Racially Conscious Student Precedes Every Hot Take With âSpeaking as a White Manâ
His explanations about the prejudice Latinas face has really helped me to understand my own experience.
Man Disappointed Woman Wonât Take Time to Read His Ironic Shirt
âNot one woman has pointed at the shirt and laughed, and that usually happens no matter what I am wearing!â
Sad Little Library Event Draws Two Whole Undergrads
âI hate my major now and my PA group hasnât responded to my last five messages in the old GroupMe, so I figured attending this event of my own free will was as good a cry for help as any.”
Mancala Club Treasurer Regales Friends with SOFO War Stories
âEllen has really been around the block, man. Iâm still shook over what she had to do to get that brownie mix for our fundraiser reimbursed.â
Ask Flippy: How Did A$AP Ferg Fill Out His Name on ScanTrons When There Is Not a Corresponding Dollar Sign Bubble?
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isnât a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?
Freshman With Housing Selection Number 99999999 Ends up With Dorm Room in Qatar
âHey, itâs still a Northwestern dorm, isnât it? We said you have to live on campus for two years, but we never specified which campus.â