Schapiro insisted that selling ad space is not mandatory. However, his rule that those who did not comply would have to spend a night as a Bobb RA has made PowerPoint ads quite popular among professors.
In a surprise move, the White House announced Wednesday that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had resigned to return to his seasonal gig at Santaās workshop. In a statement read by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the administration called Sessionās departure āregrettable but necessary.ā The statement lamented that the Christmas season is starting āearlier and earlierā¦like, its not even Thanksgiving but CVS is already playing Michael BublĆ© tracks on repeat.ā Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein spoke Thursday about the personal impact
Premed student Charlie Nigam, WCAS ā20, was delighted and confused by a surprise phone call from Pat Fitzgerald, in which the head football coach told him the secret to passing his upcoming chemistry midterm was to wrap up and remember the fundamentals.
“I knew that I had to go out with one last humdinger.ā
āI thought, āNo, that’s not possible. I thought we were done with this. Why is he back? For Godās sake, why is he back?āā
The international community has been bewildered, with multiple UN representatives expressing disbelief over the historically peaceful Middle-Eastern nation suddenly cracking down on freedom of the press.
“The anonymous donor was unsatisfied with the public response to the name change, and for some reason was demanding that Pope Francis declare Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner to be the Antichrist.”
A new study published in the Daily Northwestern has revealed that you are neither academically nor socially good enough to go here.
“I understand that this is the nature of election season in these increasingly digital times, there are also lines that should not under any circumstances be crossed.”
After making his rounds through the various Sunday dinners hosted by Northwestern fraternities, Star Trek fanatic Kirk Spockard has allegedly found his future brotherhood with āSci-Fiā.