Ask Flippy: Why Are Mommy and Daddy’s Secretary Fighting?
What’s going on Flippy? Now mommy is calling Victoria daddy’s “whore.” Maybe “whore” also means “daughter?” Because Victoria sure does call him “daddy” a lot. Is Victoria my sister?
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Detective Pikachu Conveniently Loses Bodycam Footage to “Static”
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe we’ll never know the full story.”
Urkel Found Looking Ashamed at Notre Dame Ruins: “Did I Do That?”
Urkel has been locked 24/7 in a small, heavily guarded cell in a classified location, but his lawyers have reported that he’s enthusiastic that he’ll get off because “there’s always the next episode”.
International Student From Scotland Pulls Plex Fire Alarm: “It Reminds Me Of The Music Back Home”
“A din’t mean tae cause no ‘arm. A was jes’ ‘avin’ a bad dae!”