Fatal Accident After Professor Assigns âHeadshotâ to ROTC Instead of RTVF Student
“I also told him to âshoot quicklyâ because the camera was low on battery, but I guess he misinterpreted that part, too.â
Category Archives: No. 271
Study: Rush of Dopamine Frat Boys Get From Wearing Salmon Comparable to Orgasm
“Whenever I put them on I can feel the increase in testosterone and dopamine immediately. Yesterday I wore them and I chucked my Sperryâs at the TV.â
Professor Takes 15 Minutes To Play A Movie Clip In Lecture After Nobody Volunteers As The “Computer Person”
In a far from unprecedented move, Professor Irene Teck spent the first 15 minutes of her 50 minute lecture struggling to play a movie clip after no student was willing to offer their assistance as the âcomputer person.â
Student Makes Slightly Too Self-Deprecating Joke, No One Laughs
âI donât know whether it was the timing, or the wording, or the fact that Ericâs grandmother just died, but for some reason, me ironically mentioning my desire to ascend from this mortal plane wasnât well-received,â said the student at the heart of this unprecedented development, who wishes to remain nameless.
Report: Your Grandma More Likely to Donate to a Nigerian Prince Than Your Dance Marathon Campaign
“Iâm pretty sure heâs always gotten the majority of the birthday money. Iâve made my peace with it.â