Arthur Butz Challenges Kanazawa to Steel Cage Match
“This fifty-six-year-old spring chicken thinks he can walk in and take my title of academic with shittiest opinions on campus?”
Category Archives: No. 270
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, But They Don’t Have a Problem, Damnit
“Look, it’s just a bit of bad luck, but when the water level’s low, you know the tidal wave is coming soon. We just need like $500 spotted and this club will pay out, guaranteed,” reported club president and failing statistics major, Bobby Fletcher.
Photo Captioned “If You Know, You Know,” Actually Ploy to Pretend Something Happened at Party
After reviewing the footage, Porter discovered that someone brought an apple to the party.
Film Student Disappointed by Mise-en-scène in Porn
“It’s become some cheap extraction of real images made into a product of subjective manipulation with reality! Who’s gonna fap to that?” remarked the first-year, who admits to having no issues with using the school wi-fi
Disney eyeing live-action Song of the South remake
Industry insiders speculate that Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is being considered to play the lead role.
State of the Union between Donald and Melania rapidly deteriorating
Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
Morty Tells Investors That “In Shapiro-Bucks We’re Fine!”
After months of the budget crisis plaguing the university, Northwestern President Morton Shapiro issued a desperate message to investors not to worry because “In Shapiro-Bucks, we’re fine!”.
Area Man with a Blog Wonders Why He’s Alone on Valentine’s Day
“I’m really the whole package,” Schmidt said. “What lovely lady wouldn’t want a man with a sharp wit and nearly a dozen followers on his blog?”
Frozone To Guest Star In Frozen 2
“The current plan is to establish a romance between Elsa and Frozone. Then, they’ll both appear in Toy Story 4, in preparation for the big crossover movie we’ve slated for 2022.”
“The Oscars Don’t Care About Editing, So Neither Do I,” Says RTVF Major Not Proofreading Midterm Paper
Her professor disclosed that Nolan received a thirty percent on her midterm.