Trump Now Has Complete Set of Happy Meal Toys
“I got them all, folks,” the actual president said to raucous cheers from his unpaid Secret Service guards.
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Elizabeth Warren “Yeets” Onto Your Instagram Feed
Twenty-something social media influencer and cryptic concept filmmaker Brynlee Hodges was truly inspired by Warren’s yeet.
White Guy in Your Discussion Section Has Been Playing the Devil’s Advocate for a Little Too Long Now
“Tyler told us that he was going to argue that men were actually wronged by society – like, just for the sake of discussion. Then he started really overusing the word ‘actually.’”
Op-Ed: No One has Used the Garage to Make an Iron Man Suit Yet and That’s Why We’re Only #10
They’ve only managed to make coffee related businesses, because college students were having problems getting coffee somehow.