Detective Pikachu Movie Canceled After Pikachu’s Interrogation Tactics Found to Violate Geneva Conventions
“Mr. Pikachu is quite open about using his electrical powers on even innocent Squirtles. He’s a maniac.”
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Count von Count Tabbed to Handle Election Recount Process
Sadly, Mr. Von Count was not able to meet with election board officials before the races were officially called.
Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed Slated For Fall 2020 Release
The series has been around for so long that critics aren’t sure what new material Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed can offer.
Study: One Third of Friend Groups Held Together by Mutual Fear of Meeting New People
Vestie and the rest of the faculty are currently working on a whole-brain engineered solution to the fact that a large portion of Northwestern students are not capable of healthy social interaction.