
Ken Bone Recalls Glory Days

āIt was a great run,ā said Bone. āIām so grateful the American people treated me so well all that time. There were some great moments.ā
āIt was a great run,ā said Bone. āIām so grateful the American people treated me so well all that time. There were some great moments.ā
āHe seemed a little embarrassed about holding the bag.”
āIt was as if I had told them I wanted to have an abortion or transfer to McCormickāsurprise, then a quick shared glance, then guilt, then forced smiles and a hug.ā
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
“Iām a college student paying over $60,000 for tuition, and $15 dollars per thing of e-juice. There should be cheaper options in the area.”
“The only time I have to myself is on my walks through the woods near the kindergarten.ā
Brian McNulty, one of the workers who found Group 193, described the scene as āthe single most confusing thing I have ever stumbled upon.ā
Sucking a dick is just one of the many skills this wunderkind has mastered.
āIt just seems like itās our turn. Whereās our Alicia Machado moment?ā
“My friends used to āPraise Yeezusā all the time in Idaho, and I just thought it was something people said.ā