âAs if I didnât trust Facebook enough already,â said Ted Damon, area father, âI can definitely put my faith in it now that itâs showing me how well it knows me.â Prompted for clarification, Damon said, âWho doesnât love a business that listens to its customers?â
“He needs the sun to raise his body temperature to the optimal algorithm-writing temperature.â
âEvery time I hear her go âHavana ooh nana,â a little part of me dies inside, and I feel my soul slowly wither away.”
“It was all done to help the campaign. Seriously, why donât you try giving a speech with two plastic bags hanging off the sides of your face?”
Beginning this quarter, the Frontera Fresco Mexican grill located in the Norris Center will now be open just fifteen minutes a week, from 4:30 A.M. to 4:45 A.M.
Celebrating the end of a successful college career full of lifelong friendships and treasured experiences that will never be forgotten, a lucky student has had their hard work rewarded by landing the one job that combines both their passion and career goals. Unfortunately, it was not you.
“The poor sucker should have recognized that by the fifth bag, people werenât going to deal with it anymore.”
Emerging reports indicate that as part of Sister Jeanâs contract, âNorthwestern Sex Weekâ will be officially renamed âNorthwestern Fornication-is-a-sin Week.”
âIt’s not usually like this. It just seems smaller because the cold forced us to cancel some events, I swear.”
The fictional, magically-adept children were blown away by Paxtonâs ability to balance picking up her kids from hockey practice, and working overtime to pay for their private schooling.