NU Sports Rewards App Has Students Walking Past Soccer Field at Record High
As the app gains popularity, officials hope students will be inspired by their personalized jerseys and may one day wear them as they sit through an entire game.
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Frat House Starting to Feel Like Frat Home
“As time went on, the constant drunkenness and mild-homoeroticism really made me feel comfortable.â
Student Uncertain About Halloweekend Dates Drinks for Two Weeks Straightâš
Costumes reportedly included timeless classics such as a slutty devil, slutty cat, and slutty alien, but also included throwback outfits like slutty â80s workout instructor and topical statements such as a slutty absentee ballot.
Op-ed: Stop Looking at the Climate While itâs Changing, You Perverts!
Hereâs the bottom line: if the climate is changing, you look away! Stop measuring the weather and making your graphs, and shut your eyes, for Christâs sake!
Raising Prices 3.6% Only Business Strategy Taught in Kellogg
âI think the 3.6% strategy really synergizes the business ownerâs desire to make money and impoverish millennials.â
Schapiroâs âOfmortyâ Joke Falls Flat at Handmaidâs Tale Keynote
At most there were a few sharp inhales, but that was as close to laughter as Schapiro got.
MTV to Feature Lincoln Dorm on New Episode of âMTV Cribsâ
It was only after receiving an email from Northwestern president Morton Schapiro offering the production company a look into Northwesternâs new five-star rated housing that Diaz knew the new season would be a success.
Area Student Channeling All Hope and Depression into Windowsill Basil Plant
When Maddie Fisher, WCAS â21, began to plan her dorm room dĂ©cor through a series of Pinterest boards, she had no idea that her basil plant would grow to become such a big part of her life. Inspired by a stack of interior design magazines, Fisher assumed that a basil plant would add to the dĂ©cor of the room. Instead, Fisher found that the plant, Jonathan, was a great listener. Jonathan would listen to her problems with her boyfriend, Jorge,
Area Nudist Dresses Up for Halloween
âUsually I just put a napkin on my pecker to make it look like a ghost, but this year the community is expecting something more,â Scoggs explained to the press.
Morty Still Waiting for Class of 2021 to Venmo Him for Hamilton Tickets
After waiting a year for the Class of 2021 to get back to him, Morty Schapiro publicly announced this week that he is still waiting on each and every one of them to Venmo him for the Hamilton tickets from last year. âListen, I thought I was very clear in how this deal works,â stated a very disgruntled Morty, âI get the tickets, and you guys just Venmo me back the full $200 for your own. Our school is in