âTyler told us that he was going to argue that men were actually wronged by society â like, just for the sake of discussion. Then he started really overusing the word âactually.â”
Theyâve only managed to make coffee related businesses, because college students were having problems getting coffee somehow.
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âI never thought this would happen, dude,â lamented Burt McDover, who looked after Post Maloneâs head lice. âPosty said he just wanted to try taking a quick shower because all his buddies did it every day. Itâs the newest trend, you know?”
Studies show that this is the 7000thinstance in 2019 of a white man speaking on a topic with irrational confidence despite having little to no knowledge of said topic.
âI will be launching a weekly ceremony to eliminate people from the GroupMe,â wrote Piper in an official press release to the GroupMe. âYou can gain immunity from elimination by doing my laundry or locating a fork during lunchtime in Sargent.â
âWe also prioritize inclusivity. Thatâs why weâre going to offer alternative gluten-free linguine, too.â
“Pizza, on the other hand, is far too vulgar and plebeian a food to satisfy my intellectual desire. “
This report contradicts earlier statements by Hughes himself that he can âabsolutely get itâ on the dance floor
âGosh darnâ thought WCAS Junior Alberto Munez, as he realized he hadnât been paying attention to his psychology professors lecture for the past 10 minutes as he pondered his own lonely, miserable existence.