Democratic congressman Adam Schiff, who has spent several months threatening to subpoena a complete copy of âThe Loraxâ, claimed Wednesday that Americans had a right to the unredacted copy.
Northwestern Students across campus seem to agree that while the punishment is harsh, itâs the only way to get the basketball team to stop losing.
At press time, Morty had reportedly compiled a list of potential stage names for himself, with the frontrunner being âMo Jonasâ.
Imperfect Produce, the company that saved millions of fruits and vegetables that donât conform to traditional fruit beauty standards from a life in a landfill, is back again with a new product. The company announced the release of âRude Riceâ earlier in the week. âOur new Rude Rice may not be as friendly as your average rice but we can guarantee that it tastes just as good!â said Imperfect Produce CEO Ginny Rice. However, those who have purchased Rude Rice
On International Womenâs Day, local boss Mitchell Dawson made sure to call his female coworkers âsweetieâ throughout the day.
Nunez has been ramping up her efforts to appeal to students in preparation for spring quarter, reportedly concocting a weekly drinking game/kahoot to help bring the students of the dorm together.
While Jesus was unavailable for comment, as he has been for the past two millennia, Pope Francis released a statement on his behalf.
âMy mother always told me that the final determines your grade,â claimed Harrison. âClass attendance, homework, and midterms are pretty much inconsequential.â
It remains unclear whether ASGâs new measure promotes accessibility, inclusion, or both accessibility and inclusionâbut either way, it marks a huge step toward wellness and sustainability and equity.
âIt took 100 agents with very cool magnifying glasses and two K-9 units to get the job done.â