Russian Roulette: Disney Announces Every 6th Endgame Screening Will Play Aladdin
Despite the backlash, Disney executives don’t seem to be worried. “What’re they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
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Racially Conscious Student Precedes Every Hot Take With “Speaking as a White Man”
His explanations about the prejudice Latinas face has really helped me to understand my own experience.
Man Disappointed Woman Won’t Take Time to Read His Ironic Shirt
“Not one woman has pointed at the shirt and laughed, and that usually happens no matter what I am wearing!”
Area Woman Touched by Sincerity of Catcaller
“I can just tell from our first interaction that he’s the kind of man I need to be with. I’ve had my fill of guys who don’t shout demeaning things at random passerby.”
Sad Little Library Event Draws Two Whole Undergrads
“I hate my major now and my PA group hasn’t responded to my last five messages in the old GroupMe, so I figured attending this event of my own free will was as good a cry for help as any.”
Mancala Club Treasurer Regales Friends with SOFO War Stories
“Ellen has really been around the block, man. I’m still shook over what she had to do to get that brownie mix for our fundraiser reimbursed.”
Ask Flippy: How Did A$AP Ferg Fill Out His Name on ScanTrons When There Is Not a Corresponding Dollar Sign Bubble?
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isn’t a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?
Freshman With Housing Selection Number 99999999 Ends up With Dorm Room in Qatar
“Hey, it’s still a Northwestern dorm, isn’t it? We said you have to live on campus for two years, but we never specified which campus.”
Chair Show Very Popular
“Only time and weekly episodes at 9pm EST will tell Who Will Get Chair, which, as far as Flipside investigators can tell, is the premise of British Chair Show. That, and gratuitous rape scenes that fanboys insist are ‘for the realism.'”
Op-Ed: I’m Not Like Most Girls, My Mom Had a C-Section
Since I didn’t see my mom’s vaginal canal, I do see the world in a different perspective, and I think that’s why I’m so unique.