California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
âHuh? I donât remember what background anyone had. Besides, canât you just set your virtual background to anything?â
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Fox Donates Masked Singer Costumes to Medical Professionals
âWe saw this as a great opportunity to take care of our medical heroes,â said Megan Locke, a producer on the show. âPlus, the free publicity doesnât hurt.â
Op-Ed: Why Using My Asshole As A Zoom Background Is An Artistic Statement
What better way, then, to light aflame the hearts and minds of my classmates than by plastering my puckered ass skin all over their laptop screens?
Area Student Wearing Propeller Hat in Zoom Lecture âDoing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?â
âItâs like she used this tired gimmick to distract us from how self-isolation is deteriorating her mental health,â said her classmate Darrell Jamison, RTVF â22. âThe propeller looks pretty funny, but Iâm not laughing. Iâm concerned.â
Amazing Singer Everyone Wants to See in Concert FINALLY going on Instagram Live to Cook Eggs
âSome âfansâ have commented that they would prefer to see Ms. Furnuthing⊠well⊠sing, but look! Sheâs cooking eggs! Thatâs kind of like singing except that thereâs no singing involved and eggs ARE involved,â said Furtnuthingâs publicist.
Snooty Weinberg Professor Announces Spring Quarter Universal Fail Policy
“Due to the intense rigor of this course and the extreme inefficiency of my remote teaching, all students will receive a grade of No Pass on their transcripts regardless of their performance in the class this quarter.â
Area White Man from the South Side– of Wilmette
Gilberts is just like any other Northwestern student–a young man with a dream; a dream of maybe getting a right swipe from Becca in Econ 201.
From the Archives: Op-Ed: William, ye Olde Wilde Cat, Thou Hast Awakened my Heart
From the moment mine eyes met thine, William, ye olde Wilde Cat, I was eternally enthralled. From then until the end of time, I was, am, and shall be thine.
One Book One Northwestern Budget Reduced to One Dollar One Cent
Consternation and significant pushback from angry students on campus calling for a reversal was⊠actually nowhere to be seen.
New Drug Surfaces on Campus: âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidenceâ
âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidence,â better known on the street as âthe devilâs advocate,â surfaced on Northwesternâs campus right around midterm season and has spread like wildfire.