Popular Twitter Comedian Way Too Excited to Post Face Reveal
After gaining his 90,000th follower, funniest_memes_central tweeted out, āThanks everybody! 10,000 more follows and Iāll do a face reveal!ā
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Ask Flippy: Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me, Or Are All Those Texts Just From Kamala Harris?
I mean, if any woman besides me were to be texting my boyfriend, I would want it to be Kamala Harris. I just donāt know what to believe.
“Socially Liberal But Fiscally Conservativeā Econ Bro Supports Women, Calls Female Professor A Bitch
She wasnāt even that hot.
White NU Students Excited to Abolish Greek Life and Oversee the Construction of Near-Identical Social Groups
Well known for their prompt correction of social issues, fraternities and sororities immediately responded to the situation once they reached the adequate threshold of personal shame.
Chick-fil-A Done Being Nice
The employees have responded positively to the changes, even going above and beyond their required training when it came to stripping customers of their morale.
Flipside Investigation: Democracy Watchdog Ranks Among Us Above the United States in List of World’s Most Functioning Democracies
I took it upon myself to travel to The Skeld to investigate just how good of a democracy they have.
Biden Mocks Trump Who āProbably Isnāt Getting Laid At Allā In Quarantine
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
Man Trying to Be Healthier Accidentally Buys Overripe Bananas, Must Bake Them into Banana Bread
Fuffler promised that his diet will be āall uphill once I finish this loaf.ā
Report: Boomer Just Wants a Plain Black Coffee, None of That Soy Mocha Bullshit
Many of the boomers polled are members of Done with the Injustice of the Coffee Kraze (DICK), an organization founded by Jack Goff, 69, to give boomers a safe space to vent.
High School Senior Captions Selfie āvote :)ā in Stunning Display of Activism
When asked what made her decide to take this stand, Collins explained, āI looked really good in the photo. Oh, you mean the caption? Well, I just wanted to make an impact and encourage people to be politically active!ā