Author Archives: Sam Block
Entrepreneur Certain That Evanston Could Use Another Barbershop
Entrepreneur Certain That Evanston Could Use Another Barbershop
Area Man Purchases $500 Tablet to Play $0.99 Game
Area Man Purchases $500 Tablet to Play $0.99 Game
Area Man Walks into Girl’s Bathroom
Area Man Walks into Girl’s Bathroom
Weather Forces Happiness Club to Disband
EVANSTON – On April 22, members of Northwestern’s Happiness Club dissolved their organization due to the 34 degree weather. For some context, it was 78 at Emory, 84 at Rice, and 69 at Vanderbilt at the time the decision was made. Just saying. “It just wasn’t worth it anymore,” said former Happiness Club president Ben Ulman. “I don’t even know if there is such a thing as happiness when it’s grayer outside than the area in the Protess situation.” The
National Landmark Attracts Visitors with Promise of Whimsy and Wifi
National Landmark Attracts Visitors with Whimsy and Wifi
Holocaust Denier Professor Butz Holds Bread-Eating Contest for Midterm over Passover
Shurna Declares for NBA Draft, Announces Presidential Candidacy
NU to move 2014 Wildcat Days to Orlando
Pacers More or Less Up 2-0 on Bulls
“If the NBA just added spirit points, I think we could be officially winning this series.”