Author Archives: Sam Block
Northwestern Opens New Study Abroad Program in Plex
Fraternities, Sororities Show Freshmen How Cool They Are by Not Hanging Out With Opposite Gender for a Week
EVANSTON – In an effort to get students to join their social club, Northwestern’s fraternities and sororities did not interact across the gender divide during rush week. Promising a better social life, fraternity members spent the week eating with a bunch of other guys, engaging in all-male sumo wrestling, and abstaining from alcohol. Occasionally, students were granted admittance to a fraternity, resulting in a bunch of guys running outside, touching each other in close quarters, and singing songs. McCormick Freshmen
[Future Issue: 2161] National Debt Reaches Heretofore-Unnamed Numbers; Congress Gridlocked Over Nomenclature
Occupy Oakland Moves to San Francisco
“We’re out here protesting for real American jobs, not Oakland jobs.”
Northwestern Professor Has No Fucking Clue How to Use a Microphone
Northwestern Professor Has No Fucking Clue How to Use a Microphone
Student Body to Chet Haze: Stop Making it Rain
Medill Innocence Project on Dean Lavine’s Sudden Resignation: HAHA
Local Student’s Dillo Day Lineup Includes Kids from High School He Didn’t Want to See
Dillo Day. It’s that time of year in late May when it may or may not be snowing. The free pizza tastes great, but so does all the other shit you may or may not have eaten. One thing is so certain that even Heisenberg wouldn’t question you: if you are from around here, you’ll see all those people from high school you thought you’d never see again. You know, the kids who don’t know who Heisenberg is. They’ll act