Men Beg for Breast Milk to be Available in Plex East
“You have no idea how much it costs my mommy to ship 3 gallons of milk a week. It takes a lot out of her.”
Author Archives: Natalie Roots-Nowakowski
Bring Back Pangea!: And Other Forgotten Landmass Advocacy Campaigns
Northwestern’s newest club, Bring Back Pangea! has taken campus by storm.
Student Found Sobbing After Astronomy Midterm: “I’M A FUCKING SCORPIO, OKAY?”
Lost in the backrooms of Tech, student Aurora Borealis was found breaking down on floor 2, wing Z, hallway θ, inlet ♥, in closet ✴. After being carted to the nearest CAPS office, she admitted what was troubling her: her recent astronomy exam. Unfortunately, there were no zodiac sign questions in sight for this solemn Scorpio. Even after Professor Smutko had made it abundantly clear on day one that it would not be an astrology class, some people were too
Acapella vs. White Feminism: Which Is The Greatest Evil Of Our Time?
There’s no pentagram on the floor but the cult of acapella consumes public spaces… But life could be worse, right? You could be a white woman.