Student Annoyingly Interferes with Google Doc
āLuke for fuckās sake will you CUT IT OUT?ā
Author Archives: Jordan Villanueva
Student Group Finds Time to Meet
The five individuals compared schedules day-by-day, searching for one hour at which they would all be free. Finally, two members sacrificed prior commitments to free up one hour on June 16, 2018.
Beta Beta Beta Fraternity to Relocate to Qatar
The Northwestern Intercampus will be adding a stop in Doha, and the house has been added as an extension to the SafeRide service area.
We Think Calvin Klein’s Sister is Speaking on Campus
We canāt confirm nor deny the identity of Ezra Klein but if he/she does happen to be Calvin Kleinās sister, we think it would be pretty cool.
Bill Nye Fails Orgo Midterm
Upon arrival in Evanston, Nye was notified of the organic chemistry midterm he would be required to take to remain on Northwestern’s campus.
Beyonce to Headline Dillo Day
Queen B tweeted a picture of her magnificent thighs emblazoned with a large purple āNā and the caption āComing for you xo.ā
The Flipside Reviews Nick Offerman
To the delight of the audience, he consumed the equivalent of four whole cows in under ten minutes. He then washed the meal down with a full case of beer and a dozen scrambled eggs.
DivestNU vs. NUDivest ā A History of Northwestern Confusion
The Flipside investigated the Wildcat Connection Archives to find other haphazardly named student groups.
Daily Northwestern Full of Insightful Opinions
A popular section of the Daily is the Opinion section, in which writers share their hard-hitting insights into major conflicts. The Flipside dove into the Daily archives to retrieve some other Pulitzer-worthy Op-Eds.
Stephen Colbert to Give Large Donation to Northwestern
EVANSTONāStudents received a message from President Morton Schapiro Monday afternoon regarding the upcoming announcement of an unprecedented alumni donation. This donation will be honored on Wednesday, January 28 at a special ceremony led by Schapiro himself. Following the announcement, speculation concerning the identity of the magnanimous benefactor plagued the student body. Rumors of Chester M. Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze a.k.a. Tom Hanks Jr. a.k.a. Mr. Wonderful) involvement have been quashed by the most recent update from the Office of the