Student Group Receives Eerie Messages From Ghost of Former President
Students have generally described the hauntings as friendly, though contact with the unknown leaves them all with anxiety and dread.
Author Archives: Jordan Villanueva
Weinberg Announces Ethnically-Ambiguous Studies Major
The course list includes “Melanin: It Comes and Goes,” “Social Struggles and Never Fitting In,” and “How to Deal with White People Guessing Your Ancestry.”
Op-Ed: This Is Not The America Mark Twain Imagined
We spend all this time wondering if Betsy DeVos knows where Oregon is, but good ol’ Mark barely even recognized it as a real state. He saw a wonderland full of steamboats, fishermen, and abolitionists.
Weinberg Announces Ethnically-Ambiguous Studies Major
The course list includes “Melanin: It Comes and Goes,” “Social Struggles and Never Fitting In,” and “How to Deal with White People Guessing Your Ancestry.”
Anti-Social Loser: I Hate Halloween
“I know college students take a lot of flak for wanting ‘safe spaces,’ but there’s just no room on campus for this kind of hate speech.”
Class of ’88 Alums Hook Up In Hinman
The Northwestern Alumni Association declined to comment on the affair, but Hinman CSO Mike Hanson says this isn’t unusual for Homecoming weekend.
Ken Bone Recalls Glory Days
“It was a great run,” said Bone. “I’m so grateful the American people treated me so well all that time. There were some great moments.”
Dillo Announcement Helps Students Forget about Campus Rape
This release granted students a temporary distraction from the growing awareness of campus sexual assault.
Graduating Senior Doesn’t Have Plans for Summer, Life
“I might end up spending summer bumming around, or working that godforsaken Auntie Anne kiosk again, and maybe I’ll keep doing that forever.”
SOFO Training Expanded to Quarter-Long .34 Credit Class
This class, listed as SOFO_391, will be available starting Fall 2016 and will be worth .34 credits.