After hunting the sounds of moccasins and fur-lined jean jackets for all of 3 minutes, I found myself standing in what can only be described as a Tame Impala tailgate.
“Semantically speaking, war crimes requires a war, and we have not formally declared war since the 1940s.”
“I got a vaccine plug from a buddy of mine in Kappa Delta Moderna, and I was just looking to get lit, get wild, and vaccinate some shawties,”
This new line of shampoo claims to offer the same gentle cleaning and exfoliating properties of regular shampoo, without any of the life-threatening circulatory issues.
“It’s just not manly, real men are strong warriors! A man in a dress couldn’t protect his family!”
“Campus police have had to confiscate or outright destroy over 70 acoustic guitars in the name of aural preservation.”