Ann Coulter Knows What It’s Like to Feel Unsafe in White Suburban Neighborhood
Coulter felt like she was a changed woman after definitely having experienced what some of the “urbanites” do.
Author Archives: Grant Kegel
Professor Hooked on Telling Students to Forget Everything They Know
“The establishment may have poisoned these kids’ minds, but I’m the one who’ll bring out the truth in their hearts!” said Farnigan with a look of crazed euphoria.
Op-Ed: If Knowledge is Power, How Come I Can Beat the Shit Out of You Nerds?
And you claim to be better than me because of your brains? Say that again after I kick you into the Lakefill, King Dweeb.
Door Holder Confused He Didn’t Get Laid
“You know, it’s guys like him that remind you that chivalry isn’t dead. It’s just creepy and horny.”
Loud Noise Has Morty Pull Covers Higher Over Head
It took the promise of an extra juice box with breakfast before he’d even poke his head out.
Boyfriend Keeps Nudging Significant Other during Burlesque Show
Throughout the show, Bassera was spotted poking and nudging Hunter to see that she was in fact watching, and taking notes.
Frats Changing “Bigs” to “Daddies” in Uncomfortable Move
Both Greek and non-Greek students have disclosed to Flipside feeling squeamish about the rebranding effort, calling it “confusing, both sexually and otherwise.”
Freshman Plans to Ask RA to Formal
She keeps writing little notes with my name and sticking them on my door.”
Go-Getter Applies to Two Internships
According to witnesses, Johnny opened up his laptop’s documents folder to find the resume he had used to apply to work at as a grocery store stock boy five years prior.
NASCAR Celebrates First Openly Liberal Driver
Tandel Jr. drives the first Smart Car to be rigged up with an 850 horsepower engine.