Kid Wearing Shorts Outside “Just Doesn’t Get That Cold”
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Avid In-Class Facebook User Fails Econ 201 Because “Professor Hated Him”
New Sorority Pledge in Love With Her Sisters, Unsure of All Their Names
EVANSTON — Lambda Omicron Lambda’s newest sister Maggie Kelter announced Thursday that she is “like totally in love with her new sisters.” After receiving her bid Tuesday night, Maggie fell into a state of hysterical joy and, along with a throng of strangers whose names she would pretend to know, began shrieking over the fact that she was now a sister of LOL. Accompanied by the rest of her new LOL sisters, Maggie marched to LOL’s chapter house to celebrate.
[NU Spork] Thoughts From That Guy Eating in Spanish Class
OMG, why did I take Astro and Spanish back to back? Screw it, I’m eating chips. When do I bring them out? Do I wait for group work or is lecture ok? Why does this class have to have 12 people, they’re staring into my soul. Are they judging me for being the “food kid”? Whatever, time to open them. Crap, why are these so crinkly? Is it better to just rip the bag in one fell swoop or open
Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
Person Sitting Behind You in Gen. Chem Lecture Also Reading This Headline
Student Sentiment Divided Over New College Sweatshirt Ban
EVANSTON — Northwestern students and faculty received an emergency campus alert Tuesday from President Schapiro that stated, “As of November 1, 2012, students will no longer be permitted to wear college sweatshirts or any other apparel that displays the name of any school in the top 50 of US News & World Report’s annual college rankings, excluding Northwestern.” General student sentiment indicates a clear divide between former early decision and regular decision applicants. “ZOMG, Morty is actually a god. Like, finally
Freshman Girl Forgets to Upload Pictures From Last Night’s Party, Spontaneously Combusts
Lisa’s Café Falls to Savagery Minutes Before Equivalency Points Renew
EVANSTON – On Saturday evening, excitement turned to panic as students realized that their unused equivalency points for the week simply would disappear at midnight. Fueled by the promise of “free” food, the “Weekly 14” students quickly began to funnel into Lisa’s CafĂ©. “I was in a state of shock more than anything. Seeing that wall of items ranging from chocolate Teddy Grahams to diet lemonade powder felt like seeing 40 of your children drowning, and only being able to