Spanish Student Flunks Oral Exam after Losing Voice in Primal Scream
Author Archives: Drake Sieber
Freshman to Pursue Acting Career after “Being Discovered” on ESPN College GameDay
“During those magical two seconds that the College GameDay camera was on me, I felt like I had finally realized my purpose in life,” said Weinberg freshman Horatio Del Toro. “I’d never felt more alive.”
Lisa Myers, WCAS ’16, Launches Class Action Lawsuit against Lisa’s Café on Behalf of All NU Lisas
BREAKING: Philosophy Major Receives Job Offer
Humanity Returns from Eye Doctor; Hindsight Lowered to 40/20
Students Complain about Evanston Residents’ Party
“This is a college town, a place for quiet study nights and no fun whatsoever. I’ve had just about enough of these Evanston residents interfering with my college lifestyle,” said a third-floor resident who wished to remain anonymous.