Author Archives: Diego Guerrero

Fall Quarter In Review: I Could Die On This Campus And Nothing Would Change

What a quarter this has been. From late nights ripping my hair out behind a bookshelf in Core, to late nights ripping my hair out in the corner of the quiet section in Mudd, I truly feel like Iā€™ve reached the limit of what Iā€™m going to accomplish at Northwestern. This has all brought me to one conclusion: I could die and nothing on this campus would change. If I got rolled over by a steam roller, Iā€™d just be

That Gelatinous Cranberry Sauce Is Ribbed For HIS Pleasure

Itā€™s not just that he doesnā€™t care, itā€™s that he canā€™t care. How can he be thinking about whatever you two are this Thanksgiving when we all know that come turkey time, thereā€™s only one thing on a guys mind ā€“ getting to feel every rib, bump, lump, jiggle and wiggle of that mysteriously gelatinous cranberry sauce with sensory spots he didnā€™t even know existed.

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