Freshman with broken leg really making the walk down Sheridan all about them and their crutches, huh?
I mean, he must be in pain, after all…even if the wincing and hobbling theatrics are for sure a liiiiiittle much.
Author Archives: Chloe Sokol
3 Ghosts Visiting You This Christmas Eve Would LOVE It If You Could Fill Out This Really Quick Psych Survey on Your Drinking Habits
The paranormal need to sample your drinking tendencies doesn’t care for your school’s non-denominational winter break one bit.
10 Fall Sweaters that Say “The Crop Yield is Scarce and My Eldest Daughter’s Dowry is Not Enough to Attract a Viable Suitor”
“This trendy sweater can come in an array of colors and patterns to nail your socioeconomic struggles to a tee. Warm tones give off a sense of tension between the ugly, puppy-kicking, businessy businessman and the sensitive farmhand that Eloise has fallen truly, madly deeply in love with.”
Op-Ed: Why I decided to let my pre-med friend perform my appendectomy in the Slivka common room
She so brilliantly did a quick WebMD search for me.
5 Group Costumes Your Friends Will Try To Rope You Into And 20 Slightly Different Ways to Say “Haha Maybe….”
For every “guys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?” there will always be a “lol I don’t know maybe lol.”
How To Feng Shui Your Freshman Common Room With One Lone Chair And 17 Ozzis
Window-facing screams “pensive philosophy major thinks they’re better than you and might be.”
Ask Flippy: How do I recover after no one responded to my canvas post with “I totally agree. The truth of that statement is definitely true and not false”?
Then I look over at Chad Chadson’s post and he has response after response. I mean come on! All he said was that women are “cool” and that we just need to “like not be sexist”. Even my TA dropped a response: “So true bestie”. Am I that irrelevant?
How to Take Him Seriously After You Saw Him Wrestle His Hammock on the Lakefill for 20 Minutes and Then Lose
Maybe he’s never had any trouble getting it up before.
Ask Flippy: Do You Want to See Me Insert This Swab Only an Inch Into my Nostril and Swirl 15 Times? Would You Like That?
“Picture this fever-inducing, body-aching, taste-and-smell-removing scenario in your head, and let me know what you think.”
I Prefer Meeting People the Old-Fashioned Way, by Hiding Inside the Hall Washing Machine Until Someone Needs to Use It
“Long ago, our ancestors bided their time by their schools’ washing machines, riding out spin cycle after spin cycle in the hopes that their perfect match would need to wash their delicates and fill a void in their life too.”