“We are encouraged by recent efforts enacted by the Interfraternity Council (IFC). We feel this will curb sexual assault on campus, and effectively push it off campus,” remarked Patricia Telles-Irvin.
Members of his family have repeatedly tried to help Blitzer break his “bad habit,” but all attempts at doing so have been fruitless.
Local residents are excited about the location of Evanston’s fourth Whole Foods.
Sources close to the out-going mayor see how hard Tisdahl works to ease the Town and Gown and Town and Hijab relations.
Sources indicated that NUPD has enough money saved up from multiple years of not upgrading their monkeys.
Multiple eyewitness accounts described the incident as “horrifying” and “inconvenient.”
Bernie is as optimistic as ever, saying he still has a reasonable chance at winning the nomination, though critics have raised concerns that his electoral math was calculated using Common Core methods.
Sources indicate Swithers drops off her newborn at her parent’s house every morning before stopping by Domino’s for a large two-topping pizza on the way back home.
“These are very dangerous individuals and to allow them back into the public sphere would be a breach of public safety.”
“We’re very excited to have Greens at Dillo,” commented Anderson. “We’ve been watching her grow for a couple years and she’s poised to break into the indie scene any decade now.”