Norris to Replace Departed Vendors with Three Subways and a Potbelly
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BoxCo Claims Final Unused Box Clip-Art
[Graduation Issue] Study: 50% of Graduating Seniors Already Alcoholics
“The real world is gonna hit these poor schmucks like a sack of bricks,” Shamberg noted, sneaking sips from a hip-flask between questions.
[Graduation Issue] WCAS Senior With Secured Employment Credits it All to Required Distros
Student Playing Games in Class Has Clearly Mastered the Material
White House Correspondents’ Dinner Features a Record 8 Jokes
Secret Service Agent Takes 10 Shots Protecting the President
Facebook Already Planning to Coat Everything in Shitty Sepia Filters
PALO ALTO, CA – Following a billion-dollar acquisition of popular photo-sharing app Instagram, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced a complete overhaul of Facebook’s user interface featuring Instagram’s characteristic “vintage” filters. The new interface will be launched without any warning to users within the next week. “This may be the biggest re-design we’ve ever done,” Zuckerberg declared from Facebook’s Palo Alto headquarters. “Expect some major Instagram integration in the coming days. Like pictures of lakes at sunset? There’s gonna be
ASG Candidate Campaigning on “More Recess, Less Homework” Platform
ASG Candidate Campaigning on “More Recess, Less Homework” Platform
A&O Showing of “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” to Promote Healthy Sexuality