Sword Appears in the Rock: Who is Worthy?
Reports indicate that only an individual who has achieved greatness at Northwestern will be able to remove the weapon from the Rock.
Author Archives: Anant Gururaj
Professor Too Busy Rekindling Marriage to Grade Midterm
“Honestly it’s just been me spending more time at home and making married life feel less empty, but it’s definitely for the best.”
Area Mom to Run Tomorrow
“Running is just one part of it; I’m also going to be eating healthier and keeping a track of my daily activities.”
Northwestern Basketball Finally Relevant Enough to Disappoint
“This isn’t what we’ve come to expect from the team. I’m really not sure how to explain it”, said head coach Chris Collins, visibly perplexed by the team’s current record of 16-4.