Mansplainers were able to educate people on a vast range of topics including âwhat a riot really is,â âthe legal nuance behind insurrection,â and âwho actually controls the stock market.â
Upon hearing that the same Riverdale team would be handling all writing and production, head writer Timothy Prost fell to the floor and immediately burst into tears.
âDesperate times call for desperate measures,â admitted Anthony Fauci in a joint statement with FDA director Stephen Hahn. âWeâre not proud to be using Juulâs playbook, but damn, if they didnât have a move or two in there.â
What should I do? I didn’t even know I had a LinkedIn.
âMost of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
For years the mascotâs political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?
No matter the slack you get from the Moms of Springfield Facebook group, donât stop partying!
“These aliens, their probes went up my nose directly into my brain, and sucked big pink chunks of it out into an examination tube. I actually only have half a brain now.â