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Musciato refused to answer why he required such an abundance of lemons for the year to come, but it was quickly made clear that he had an obsession with citrus fruits that perhaps overrode his love of mathematics.
The blockage presented a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: an audience that physically could not leave.
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