“We’re eliminating so much more than just students,” one local administrator explains. “We’re eliminating the stigma around mental health here on campus. We’re doing real work here.”
Reports indicate that this party, which lasted through the night (2 AM), was more of a celebration of the theatre (“pronounced thee-ate-her, you classless hack!”), and definitely not a one-up contest of who was the better Tevye in their high school’s production of Fiddler on the Roof.
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Northwestern Administration figured there may as well be an enjoyable experience at the end of the long-ass wait.
“I lost a good amount of blood that night. I was ready to put it behind me. And now you nerds are painting it for acapella auditions.”
“Our team has worked very hard on today’s lunch menu and we hope it will help to foster a brighter, more vibrant community,” he said, while reaching into his coat pocket for a hotdog.
“It’s just really nice to know they care, you know? To know that they recognize how hard this has all been.”
“If we’re going to stand a chance against Minnesota and Michigan, we’re going to have to spend more on our stadium,” said defensive lineman Hugo Bigman.
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