Ask Flippy: How Do I Convert The Shepard Egg Chairs Into Sex Swings?
All you need is a couple extra straps (courtesy of Pitney Bowes) and a plastic knife from the dining hall to carve out a hole for the head.
Author Archives: Flippy
Op-Ed: My Parents Announced their Divorce, but it’s a Bones Day? A How-to on Navigating Noodleās Wicked Ways
After reaching out to the pug, who refused to comment, I sat under a tree for 49 days, wailing and tearing my hair, until I reached enlightenment.
Review: Dune (2021) Not At All Like Ladybird (2017)
Now, was either film actually any good? Was one better than the other? Iām not sure.
New Marvel Movie Dares to Ask the Question: āWhat If We Made A New Marvel Movie?ā
āOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenāt goneāby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.ā
Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
āHow do you know which āheeā is the past participle?ā
Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iāve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
Damn It! Kickass Sermon Rudely Interrupted by Rapture
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorās skillful fingertips.
University Answers Mental Health Pleas, Hands Out Adult Coloring Books, Gold Star Stickers
“I wouldnāt have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I canāt complain.”
Heartbreaking! Hot Guy in Your English Class Caught Pulling Down Mask Not Actually Hot
“Ladies, take him swimming on the first date so you can see what he looks like without a mask.ā