Paramedics Rush Ryan Field Following Concussion, Put in Time-Out for Interrupting Football Game
āMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyās skull is more important than footballā
Author Archives: Flippy
From The Archives: An Op-ed: Why Do Our Croquet Players Get Donkeys To Ride Around Campus? They Are Dreadful!
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
Pete Davidson’s Pull Game Simply Threatens The Chad Dominated Status Quo
He might live with his mom, but he also lives in your girlfriendās dreams.
Ask Flippy: How Do I Convert The Shepard Egg Chairs Into Sex Swings?
All you need is a couple extra straps (courtesy of Pitney Bowes) and a plastic knife from the dining hall to carve out a hole for the head.
Op-Ed: My Parents Announced their Divorce, but it’s a Bones Day? A How-to on Navigating Noodleās Wicked Ways
After reaching out to the pug, who refused to comment, I sat under a tree for 49 days, wailing and tearing my hair, until I reached enlightenment.
Review: Dune (2021) Not At All Like Ladybird (2017)
Now, was either film actually any good? Was one better than the other? Iām not sure.
New Marvel Movie Dares to Ask the Question: āWhat If We Made A New Marvel Movie?ā
āOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenāt goneāby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.ā
Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
āHow do you know which āheeā is the past participle?ā
Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iāve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”