Bitter Freshman Loses Dorm Election; Questions Authenticity of Opponent’s NU Acceptance Letter
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UChicago Eliminates Swim Test, As If Their Campus Wasn’t Dry Enough Already
Allison Changes Lunch Availability from 12:17-3:01 to 12:21 to 3:07 and Âľ, to Make Things Easier to Remember
Freshman Withdraws from Meal Plan, Eats for Free at Club Events
NUCuisine Hacked by Latin Porn Site, Mexicans Served in Every Dining Hall
Kickstarter Still Shocked by How Many People Wanted That Stupid Fucking Watch
Freshman Gushes Over Zach Braff’s Underwhelming Career
Freshman Buying Whiteboard Pretty Much Knows It’ll Be Nothing But Dicks
[His Campus] McCormick Senior Sees Theater Production
[His Campus] McCormick to Institute Reading Week, Teach Engineers to Read, Write