Author Archives: Flippy
Investigation Reveals Koch Brothers Sponsored Rand Paul’s Filibuster
Hugo Chavez Extends Wake an Extra Four Years
What Do You Think about BJ Novak, A&O’s Winter Speaker?
“BJ…lol.”
Rides in Planned Abbottabad Amusement Park Include “Dick Cheney’s Water Board Adventure”
ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN — The world was stunned last week when the Pakistani government announced its plans to fund a $30 million amusement park in the small military town where Osama Bin Laden was killed. Yesterday, the Pakistani Department of the Interior released more details about the park, including the park’s main attractions, which are printed below: Osama’s Fun Compound – Combining elements of both carnival fun houses and Halloween haunted houses, visitors will be able to explore a reconstructed version
Harry Potter Cruise Ship Inspires Hunger Games Knock-Off: One Will Survive
Bulgarian Government Collapses; Dozens Dead, Hundreds Still Missing
Irate David Bowie Demands to Know Why Reporter Wants *HIS* Opinion on Gay Marriage in UK
Boy Scouts to Begrudgingly Allow Gays, But Blacks Are Back Out
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns in Order to Spend More Time with Someone’s Grandchildren