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Forrest Gump Has Had Too Many Boxes of Chocolates
Mayor Tisdahl Cancels A&O Blowout for Fear of “Group Love”
Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug
New Fingerprint Scanner Proves Apple is Committed to Protecting Your Privacy
New Miracle Drug! The Flipside Returns! [Plus info about joining our staff]
Have your friends all gone back to school? Are you sitting in your parents’ basement, wishing you were in Evanston? Alleviate your case of September Doldrums with a daily dose of the Northwestern Flipside. Developed by a team of scientists and doctors, The Flipside will begin releasing its daily 2013-2014 content on September 9.
Soon-To-Be Roommates Already Confident That They Will Be Best Friends
THE INTERNET — Incoming freshmen Kerry Stahlin and Nicole Silva officially became roommates yesterday. Silva quickly accepted Stahlin’s offer to room together, a product of months of Facebook inbox flirtation. “Kerry is just so me. I feel like I’ve known the girl my entire life,” Silva explained. Although Stahlin and Silva have never met, their online communication clearly conveys that they are an undeniably perfect pair. The relationship began shortly after early decision letters were released. Silva messaged Stahlin in
Top Sororities Fear Proposed Regulations in Cute Guitar-Playing Boy Market
EVANSTON — Northwestern’s top-tier sororities have made it clear that they strongly oppose the Panhellenic Association’s proposal for the setting of a price ceiling in the cute guitar-playing boy market. The cute guitar-playing boys, referred to as GPBs, face a huge spike in demand during Big/Little Week, during which sororities anonymously shower their new “Littles” with gifts, food, movie parties, and the chance to be serenaded by a GPB in front of other Littles. Sarah Smith, an Economics major and
People’s Gathering Lacks People
EVANSTON — A gathering last Tuesday invited students to congregate in a free-form but intentionally vague way on the lawn that is somewhere kind of near the rock. This event encouraged students to do whatever they felt like doing during this ambiguous gathering of specifically organized use of public space. Hosts felt it was important to send a message to university administrators that our public spaces should be more freely accessible to students by angrily yelling grievances and reading poetry.
Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee Decides to Play for the Other Team