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[Tabloid Issue] RETRACTION: Morty Schapiro Is NOT Bigfoot, But May in Fact Be Jewish
While Schapiro failed the definitive Packard-Woller Extraterrestrial Examination, the Tanzer-Pfaff Jewish Ratio found that the name “Schapiro” has the requisite 5:3 proportion of consonants to vowels, denoting a 78% probability of Jewishness.
Evanston Grants Starbucks Liquor License; New Menu Leaked
Oreo vs. Cocaine: Which Should You Choose?
Medill Announces JR Partnership with Foxconn
Starting this winter, students will have the option of working for Taiwanese manufacturer Foxconn in a “hands-on” role designed to “give students valuable media production experience” by having them produce DVD cases, Kindles, and iPods.
Pixar Canada to Shut Down after Release of Wall-Eh?
Forrest Gump Has Had Too Many Boxes of Chocolates
Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug
New Fingerprint Scanner Proves Apple is Committed to Protecting Your Privacy
New Miracle Drug! The Flipside Returns! [Plus info about joining our staff]
Have your friends all gone back to school? Are you sitting in your parents’ basement, wishing you were in Evanston? Alleviate your case of September Doldrums with a daily dose of the Northwestern Flipside. Developed by a team of scientists and doctors, The Flipside will begin releasing its daily 2013-2014 content on September 9.