Author Archives: Flippy
Snowden Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize; Assange: “What the Fuck, Guys?”
NSA Keeps Watchlist of “Bomb Proficient” Angry Birds Users
Concussed Football Player Shows up to Press Conference Six Days Late
“Such a nice boy, even if his brain is a little mushy. Oh well, it’s not like anyone ever forced him to play football,” said head custodian Alexander Jones.