āFor all of the students rushing, itās all about ābeing in the house where you belongā and āfinding the house where youāre going to fit in,āā Sandro explained. āThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.ā
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. āIām just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,ā she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the ādrink of choiceā of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on ābringing good vibesā than
e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last weekās midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because āIf they had learned anything from my class, they wouldāve been able to fix the bikes.ā
Itās that time of year again. Leaves are turning hues of crimson, white girls are donning the baggy-sweater-and-leggings look, thereās a chill in the air, and ā your horny roommate is texting you ācan u stay out tonight?ā for the fifth time this week. Thatās right, youāve been sexiled. Your first instinct may be to get mad, but try to remain calm. Remember, roommates are people too! They have needs! What was your roommate supposed to do when he encountered
āAll these people wearing powdered wigs got onto my train car and just started debating and writing on some scroll of paper.ā
One committee member spent 69 hours weighing the pros and cons, and literally weighing the hairballs themselves, to determine the leader of the conference.
After Northwesternās humiliating loss to Southern Illinois University, the Ojibweāno longer wanting to associate with such an embarrassment of a football teamāpulled out from their weekly game-time land acknowledgment. A land acknowledgement, recognizing the ancestral land upon which a particular activity or sports event takes place, is typically conducted at halftime during Northwestern football games. Vice President and Associate Provost for Diversity and Inclusion and Chief Diversity Officer Dr. Robin Coleman spoke out regarding the confusing omission at Saturdayās game.
3 hours later she pulls up in her ā11 Ford Focus RS and parks behind my momās Sienna. I let her in, and we sit down on the OFF-WHITE x IKEA couch. Iām playin bass stems off Donda 2 from my Kanye West Stem Player; just straight up babymakin music to get my girl HARD.
After the insane number of Zoom lectures that I attended during Covid, I should have died of boredom long ago, but I havenāt.