Northwestern Announces Campus Live-In Requirement for Sophomores: Dormcest Officially 200% More Awkward
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Author Archives: Flippy
Evanston Amends Highly-Regarded, Life-Saving Fire Code
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.
Intercampus Extremes: The Trials of a Long Distance Relationship
“Spending all that energy walking is a total waste of 100 calories, especially because my girlfriend’s only on the 14-meal-a-week plan.”
Friendsy… More Like F*cksy
“I’ve had Friendsy for one week, and I’ve already had 7 dates, 5 hook ups, and 3 one-night stands”
Robert Downey Jr.’s Real Reason for Visiting Northwestern
Not much is known as to why the CEO of Stark Enterprises decided to stop by the law school, but his presence led to numerous speculations among students as to the purpose of his visit.
OPINION: #ThanksObama
I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.
Behind the Music of A&O Blowout
When indie pop duo MS MR was named, Flipside was excited to learn the truth about the undiscovered artist behind the infamous 2012 hit “Hurricane.”
SESP Freshman Complains About “Having, Literally, Sooo Much Homework Right Now”
Holt claimed that it was “just some readings or whatever” but that she “thought it was super fucked-up” that the professor expected her to read 10 pages in one night.
Op-Ed: We’ll Never Forget How Maya Angelou Sat Down On That Bus
It’s hard to know what to do now. Our figure is gone, our lamp in the darkness of inequality. When Martin Luther King Jr. died, when Malcolm X died, we knew we still had one bastion of justice.
DILLO DAY: Wristband Policy to Prove More Memorable than Actual Concert
A recent poll revealed that 86% of the student body labeled this year’s Dillo Day changes “inconvenient and unnecessary,” while only 24% of students could recall the names of the artists set to perform.