Gallup Poll Shows Vicious Divide on the Definition of āHooking Upā
āI donāt think sex is necessary for a hookup,ā argued Gender and Sexuality professor Jezebel Ross. āItās got to get to third base though.ā
Author Archives: Flippy
The Five Stages of the Freshman Fifteen
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesnāt matter.
Siege of West Fairchild Enters Second Day
“Communications and International Studies were born to be together. I vow to take charge and create a singular, united Fairchild to rule Northwestern!”
Lost Freshman Found, Shown Where Einsteinās Actually Is
ā[Tech] is a maze, man. I didnāt think Iād ever get out,ā he said, still squinting from daylight. āI canāt believe more people havenāt gotten lost trying to find the Einsteinās in here.ā
Northwestern Announces Campus Live-In Requirement for Sophomores: Dormcest Officially 200% More Awkward
“Oh, hi.”
Evanston Amends Highly-Regarded, Life-Saving Fire Code
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.
Intercampus Extremes: The Trials of a Long Distance Relationship
“Spending all that energy walking is a total waste of 100 calories, especially because my girlfriendās only on the 14-meal-a-week plan.”
Friendsyā¦ More Like F*cksy
“Iāve had Friendsy for one week, and Iāve already had 7 dates, 5 hook ups, and 3 one-night stands”
Robert Downey Jr.’s Real Reason for Visiting Northwestern
Not much is known as to why the CEO of Stark Enterprises decided to stop by the law school, but his presence led to numerous speculations among students as to the purpose of his visit.
OPINION: #ThanksObama
I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.